BAD VIBRATIONS: ‘ My butt plug got stuck on a first date!’
The night started well, but when Alicia Davis brought her date back home, things took a turn for the worse…
When Alicia Davis got a message from a man on Instagram asking her out on a date, she jumped at the chance – but didn’t quite anticipate the roller-coaster ride that lay in ahead.
Alicia, 32, says, ‘I’m a raunchy content creator so I often get messages online. Usually I ignore them, but Chris’* good-looks and muscles stood out. I hadn’t been on a date in ages, so I decided it was time to stop being such a grandma!’
WORRY
The pair met up at a local food market near to where she lived in Brisbane and shared a bite to eat. Alicia hadn’t been planning on asking Chris back to her flat, but she ended up changing her mind.
She says, ‘We got on well and had a great evening, so I thought, “Why not?” It turned out we were very sexually compatible and the following morning, we were eager for round two! I’ve got a lot of sex toys and, feeling adventurous, I grabbed a butt plug for us to try out.’
But while the pair were enjoying themselves at first, Alicia thought she felt the plug ‘pop’ out and she started to panic. She says, ‘I looked around the bed and on the floor, but it was nowhere to be found. That was when I realised it might still be inside me. We both just looked at each other and burst out laughing. Chris suggested I go and squat in the shower to try to get it out, but no matter how hard I pushed, I wasn’t having any luck.’
Alicia called her best friend, a nurse, who suggested she head to A&E. Alicia says, ‘I told Chris he didn’t have to come with me, but he was adamant that he didn’t want me to go alone. I was starting to worry that I was going to end up with a perforated bowel!’
She adds, ‘He drove me to hospital and I was mortified. Neither of us could believe it was happening. When we arrived, I told the nurse what had happened and she reassured me that she’d seen much stranger. She said once she’d treated a man who’d stuck a set of Russian nesting do
